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Aunt Jenny's Catering

The California Republican Party has graciously helped Senator Oropeza and Sacramento Democrats properly index their "Appetite For Higher Taxes."

In honor of Senator Jenny Oropeza's SB 1443, which tells caterers what they must do with their leftover food, we proudly bring you: Aunt Jenny's Catering Menu. 
 

"Music Lovers Special"                                                                               $500 Million

Our latest new tax creation. A delicious combo of higher taxes on iTunes and every item purchased on the internet. 

Entrees

At The Price of Only $3 to $7 Billion, Business owners, try our famous "Fabian Split Rolls" 

"California-Style Po' Boy Sandwich"                                                       $5 Billion

Uncle Don's favorite dish! A one-cent sales tax hike served with higher prices on nearly everything we buy. 

"Heart Attack on a Plate"                                                                              $8 Billion

If you have a big appetite for taxes, you'll love the largest tax increase on businesses in state history to pay for government-run health care. Served with hundreds of thousands of job losses and businesses leaving the state. 

"A Taste of Home"                                                                                          $5.3 Billion

Homeowners try to loosen your belts a few notches before trying to swallow this one. Our repeal of the home mortgage interest deduction comes along with subprime mortgage problems. A crowd pleaser with falling home values. 

"Taxpayer Platter"

This tax increase platter is so big, it can be shared with millions of Californians. Served two ways - either higher tax rates on thousands of Californians or a new 1 percent surtax on many others. It's so big we can't put a price on it! 

"Lighter Fare for California Seniors"                                                  $255 Million

We're certain seniors will find the repeal of the senior citizen tax credit as irresistible as we do. 

"For The Kids"                                                                                                  $2.4 Billion

For parents with kids, our lower child tax credit is just $200 per child! The more kids you have, the bigger the steal! 

Drinks & Dessert

"Beall's Beer"                                                                                                       $2 Billion

Assemblyman Jim Beall has handcrafted this new tax increase on beer to pay for more drunken government spending! 

"California Upside Down Cake"                                                                $16 Billion

We've spent years overspending to bring you this state budget that's so upside down, we've got a $16 billion deficit. Served with a side of red ink for dipping. 

"Baked California"                                                                                         $400 Million

Our Southern California global warming special! You get your choice of either higher car taxes or higher gas taxes. You pick because in the end you are bound to have less money in your wallet. 

Plastic Bags For Takeout - Available Upon Request, At A Cost Of 25 Cents Per Bag 

Can't finish it? That's Ok! Aunt Jenny Hand Delivers All The leftovers To California Democrat lawmakers, Who Will Soon Be Unemployed. 

*Surcharges On Our Catering Serve Include: $1.2 billion In Gas Tax Increases To Pay For Delivery. 

**Caution: high-tax items served at Aunt Jenny's are known to cause high blood pressure, anxiety, and acute stress.  Senator Padilla's office is working to provide the caloric content for these and other dishes served at restaurants in CA.